If you were in a street fight what vegetable would you use to protect yourself?

one of those drawstring bags of potatoes - swing it up against their head

If you were in a street fight what vegetable would you use to protect yourself?
Hot water.
Reply:Cucumbers are pretty hefty in size, and strong!
Reply:garlic
Reply:No vegetable, I have 2 healthy hands... ;-)
Reply:A zucchini
Reply:Spinach... just like Popeye did!
Reply:rotten tomatoes. they're d easiest 2 throw
Reply:This guy with wooden legs
Reply:Carrot. I'd jam it down someone's throat or jab it in their eye.





There are so many places you could put a carrot (because I'm sure not going to ever eat one again).
Reply:Watermelon. Who could pass up a slice of watermelon.
Reply:Cucumbers.
Reply:really strong(hot) chillies?
Reply:The broccoli.





It would provide good coverage.
Reply:Corn
Reply:radish
Reply:an a-"spear"-agus!!