Who would win in a street fight if they were both somehow 20 years old: Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson? Why?

Michael could float around with his fancy footwork but he had no offence. It'd only be a matter of time before Elvis broke him in half with a well placed sideways pelvic thrust.

Who would win in a street fight if they were both somehow 20 years old: Elvis Presley or Michael Jackson? Why?
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Reply:MJ will win! Report It

Reply:Elvis. No contest. Elvis was into martial arts, so Michael would cry after being hit a number of times and the fight would end.
Reply:well duh elvis presley cauz michael jakson is like so gay he probably hits like a gurl!!!!!!!!! and i am related to elvis presley n.e. way
Reply:Michael would be quicker with more moves, but I believe Elvis would finish him off with a stomp from those blue suede shoes.
Reply:Elvis would leave MJ crying in the street.
Reply:easy!!!!!!!!!!elvis presley would.michael jackson don't know how to fight.
Reply:Jackson of course.. the King will run away as he would be so homophobic and scared of Jackson's reputation.
Reply:Elvis Presely because he's more well built
Reply:ELVIS WOULD KICK @SS. MICHAEL JACKSON is such a bi#ch he would moonwalking as fast as he could to get away from elvis
Reply:Michael is a lover not a fighter (and for all you sickos out there..no he does not have sex with kids)!!





We Love You Michael!!!!
Reply:What I think would happen...





Elvis would start to play "nothin but a hound dog" and MJ would moonwalk away as fast as he could to get away from the sucky music.





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