Who would win a no holds barred street fight between Bill Clinton and George W. Bush?

Tough one...Bush is younger and in better shape, but I'll bet once Clinton realized he couldn't talk his way out of it, he'd reach back to his roots and fight dirty, hillybilly-style. I'd say Bush wins a pyrrhic victory, coming out of the Octagon with a bloody nose, half-gouged eye, ruptured testicle, and missing a clump of hair, whereas Clinton lies dead on the ground from a shattered windpipe (or maybe a shotgun blast from Cheney). Then later on, Roger Clinton would spark a decades-long feud with a revenge killing of Jeb Bush. Finally, Laura and Hillary, as matriarchs of the two clans, would meet to discuss ending the feud in around 2060, and Hillary would stab her in the back while shaking her hand, with a cold steely look in her eye. After being taken to jail, she'd admit in her confession statement that she did it to avenge her 2008 Presidential hopes, not her husband.

Who would win a no holds barred street fight between Bill Clinton and George W. Bush?
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Reply:Clinton. But I'd rather see Hillary and Laura in a street fight.
Reply:"W", hands down. Bill has health problems, "W" is in good shape.
Reply:W would probably talk alot of s-hit and then when it came time for it, he'd run away. Clinton would talk his way out of it.
Reply:clinton would win, since bush's head is always in his ***
Reply:Cliton............he doen't like Bush cause it gets in the way.........
Reply:bill clinton,if he can handle monnica,im pretty sure he could handle little george !!!!!!!
Reply:Bush would win , he is in better physical shape... though Clinton would try to cheat his way out, or have Hillary finish the fight for him...then he could say " I did not have a fight with that man!"... ala Monica lewinski...lol...
Reply:W is obviously in far better physical shape than Bill. However street fighting is about more than just physical condition. One must also consider experience and will. My guess is that W had a few scrapes in his younger heavy drinking days. On the other hand Bill was hanging out at Oxford and not even inhaling so he was pretty much a pantywaist. W became a pilot so he had some physical conditioning there. Bill left the country. W jogs, rides bicycles, and plays golf to relieve stress. Bill was known for sneaking out for a double cheeseburger or staying in and playing with interns. My last observation is that W wears the pants in the Bush family while Hillary obviously calls the shots for Bill.


So I think the fight would go down like this:


Bill comes out talking trash. W punches him right in the gut. Bill blows chow and can't catch his breath. W starts to brag about having Bill on the run, but wait...


Hillary has entered the ring and she looks pissed. Bill is on his knees gasping for air. He's clutching his chest. W is backing in circles and stuttering as he tries to reason with Hillary. She doesn't even hear a word she is full steam ahead. OUCH! That was below the belt! Hillary has K O'd W with a mean FAR LEFT punch to his conservative region. Uh oh, just when it looked like it was all over here comes Cheney with a shotgun. He's got that crooked smile and a gleam in his eye. Hillary is trying to hide behind Bill, but Bill is pushing her away. Cheney is shouldering his firearm. Wait, Jimmy Carter has entered the ring. "Can't we all be friends? There's no need for bloodshed." pleads Jimmy. Cheney is turning on him. It looks like a standoff. Cheney is lowering his weapon. Secret Service men are leading him away in handcuffs. Bill is trying to make a speech: "I feel my pain. This is a result of right wing media bias. This is racism. I demand a rematch."





Well folks there you have it. It looks like a split decision. Both fighters were knocked down. There is no clear winner here. The crowd looks confused. They don't know who to root for. Folks we need a champion. The crowd is beginning to chant "ARNOLD! ARNOLD! ARNOLD!"
Reply:Clinton. Bush got his *** beat by a pretzel in his first term. He's a Wuss. Clinton would break his scrawny, girly neck. guess, you'd call that a knockout, right?
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Reply:Bush
Reply:George can beat Bill in the first round,K.O. Bill spend too much time for ...


But his Tiger can beat george's little sweet heart within second.

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