Deathmatch: Who would win a street fight between Big Bird & Barney?

Uh... they wouldn't fight... they'd just teach each other about sharing and the number 3.

Deathmatch: Who would win a street fight between Big Bird %26amp; Barney?
Big Bird. He's from the streets. Barney comes from imagination.
Reply:Big bird..I freaking hate that purple dinasour! dinasours are not purple people!
Reply:barney
Reply:Because Barney's a dinosaur, he'd probably eat Big Bird alive.
Reply:Big Bird...no doubt
Reply:Big Bird. He has the advantage of being able to attack from above.
Reply:Big Bird - he has more friends that would have his back :)
Reply:some little kid will see this and freak, but go big bird!
Reply:Big Bird he is far more nimble.
Reply:I dunno...BB has the height and reach, but Barney has weight. It'd be a good'un.
Reply:BARNEY: He would return to his T-Rex roots and go for some wings :-)
Reply:Big bird. Barney's a wuss.
Reply:Pssh, BB In da B-L-D-G





Mayun, BB'd call up 'dem homiez on da S-Block and buz sum capz!
Reply:BIG BIRD DEFINATELY! BARNEY'S GAY!
Reply:I seen Big Bird get an attitude once with Snuffy , He can be a b*tch !! He basically told snuffy he didn't want to be his friend anymore and then punked Elmo . Gordon had to come regulate ! So I think Big Bird would definately win .He's got issues .
Reply:Big Bird, Barney just doesn't have the reach to do a proper jab
Reply:Come on. Of course " Big " Bird had it in the bag. All Barney has are little kids in his crew. Big Bird has all the characters from Sesame Street.
Reply:Big Bird, because he is Chuck Norris's lackey, and Chuck Norris doesn't believe in imagination.
Reply:Barney is a big purple gay dinosuar......U do the math.
Reply:Big Bird! Barney moves too slow and Big Bird is definitely in good shape physically!
Reply:I believe it depends on the setting of the fight.





If the fight takes place on Sesame Street, in Elmo's World, or on a journey to Ernie, Big Bird is the wings down winner.





If the battle initiates in the backyard of a school resource building, or in a treehouse somewhere, the "Purple Menace" has the edge.





In a neutral setting, I'd also have to give the edge to Barney because of his "magical powers" and his ability to immediately cause anyone over the age of four to go insane.
Reply:Sometimes, even an atheist has to get down on his knees, close his eyes, invoke every deity that he can think of (and some which he just invents on the spot to bolster his case), and say:








'Please, Kawabalagoo...let it be Big Bird.'

















PS: Seriously, it's hard to call. B.B. would rely on his extensive skills in improvised hand-to-hand combat with common street items, e.g. trash cans, Grover, etc. The Purple Horror's main tactic, as ever, would be trying to irritate his opponent to death.
Reply:Bird is the word ----- That big yellow shank would gut that purple f#cker in a heart beat!!!!
Reply:Isn't it obvious? Big Birg would win because he would use his beek to peck Barney to death.