How would win in these street fights?

rex grossman vs chad pennington?


michael vick vs a dog?


reggie bush vs devin hester?


eli manning vs peyton manning?


bill parcells vs john madden?


lovie smith vs tony dungy?


and the headliner......





HULK HOGAN VS RAY LEWIS???

How would win in these street fights?
pennington (even though he looks like a baby)





dog (vick let em get almost killed b4 he actually killed em)





hester (only because bush wuld get to tired chasing him)





eli (peytons a puss)





madden (parcells is a puss)





tony dungy (hes not fat)





hogan (they might both be old but one is still a wrestler)
Reply:rex grossman vs chad pennington lmao hahahahahhaahaaha


rex would get a scratch and cry then chad would slip and fall and cry so its a draw





vick vs a dog i dunno its tough one i think the dogs want revenge but vick has the expirence





bush vs hester i think bush wins but that is a good one





parcells destroys madden





peyton over eli





smith over dungy





hogan when he was 30 would beat lewis but not anymore lewis would destroy him cuz lewis is so much younger and agile
Reply:rex beats chad cause chad's shoulder will limit his punching ability


vick beats dog cause he'll just kill it with his gang


reggie beats hester cause reggie can catch, run, return, and jump over a pack of angry defenders


eli beats payton cause eli would just say: i'm telling mom and dad!


john madden CREAMS parcells cause john madden has games named after him and parcels had 2 deal w/ TO


lovie beats dungy cause dungy would be 2 old to fite


who r hulk hogan and ray lewis????!?!????!?!?!?!
Reply:rex grossman vs chad pennington?: Neither. Chad would throw tear his rotator cuff on the first punch and Rex would slip in a puddle and fall and break his back.





michael vick vs a dog? Vick. Vick is 50-0 career lifetime fight with dogs. With 50 K.O.'s





reggie bush vs devin hester? Reggie Bush. Have you seen him? He's a big man.





eli manning vs peyton manning? Peyton would make him eat dirt.





bill parcells vs john madden? Neither. Both would have a heart attack from participating in a physical activity.





lovie smith vs tony dungy?: Dungy...He would use his nice guy persona to convince Lovie not to fight him. Then come with the sneak attack.





and the headliner......





HULK HOGAN VS RAY LEWIS??? Ray Lewis! I ain't heard about Hulk Hogan killing anyone...
Reply:pennington.... grossman would **** up


vick... he has already killed many...


hester.... bush is too pretty boy


peyton... ive met both and eli is wayy to self conscious


parcells... he is a scary dude


lovie... dungy looks anorexic


ray lewis... come on.... hulk is like 50
Reply:chad---hes from ny.


dog----vick would be scared


hester---he went to the U


peyton---older bros always win


madden----cuz he'd just go BOOM


lovie----hes gotta be tough with that name


and reluctantly hogan because he is immortal