If you had to fight Mike Tyson in a street fight?

What defense would you use?

If you had to fight Mike Tyson in a street fight?
I avoid fights by any means necessary, Tyson would be no exception, I cannot stress that enough. I would try to talk him down, befriend him, whatever. Even if I thought I could beat him up (which I don't) out of respect I would try to avoid it, again I would with anyone really.





That said, if I had to, I would try to get as close to him as I possibly could and wrap him up. I would do my best to contain him, and I guess hope for the best. What more can you do? I would try to avoid those sledgehammer like punches by any means. Close in on him and cut off the range he likes, which would mean be right next to him, body to body, anything farther would be begging for pain. I would hope it would be quick, and with relatively minimal injuries.





The man is a monster, will be for many more years to come. To stress my main point, I avoid fights by any means necessary, and would do my all to not have to fight him.





And Garrett B., with all due respect I doubt you could handle him even now. You at approximately 6'1 and 360 pounds (I saw that in another post of yours) all the powerlifting in the world isn't going to help you in a fight with a man like him. Look at Bob Sapp. This style of yours would have to be amazing if it really enabled you to even stand a chance against him. I understand you are a very big man, but look at his speed, and I don't think you could hit like he could. You are about my height, and 140 pounds heavier, I'm not mobile enough to deal with him, I couldn't imagine your frame doing anything but actually hinder you against him. I'm sorry, I had to say that. I see someone flagged you with a thumbs down, and I have to agree. Again, I meant no disrespect. Regardless of the outcome, it most likely wouldn't be pretty.
Reply:My common sense.
Reply:Hire Chuck Norris to defend me.
Reply:I'd run him over with a 1987 Chevy Caprice.
Reply:A laywer. He's helpless against them.
Reply:A .44 would do.
Reply:The art of Glock.
Reply:The "Carl Lewis" defense....RUN!
Reply:The army, f.b.i, police force and an ambulance just in case.
Reply:a "rush towards him then bite his ears"
Reply:If I din't have a pieceon me, I would definitely offer to buy him a nice cocktail, or a beer if he prefered. If he didn't accept that, I would go for the ears, surely.
Reply:RUN!!!!!
Reply:shoot the ear off and pop em in jaw
Reply:Any kind of automatic weapon, an AK-47 or a M-16 will do. I want to shot his 2 legs first so that his movement will be eliminated. Then after that, I have to used a baseball bat to hit him at a distance. If i'll go near him, maybe he'll strangle me or bite my ear off.
Reply:Nothing less than a 12 gauge loaded with doubleOO buck shot. I may not be a big Mike Tyson fan, but I remember the punch he hit Andrew Golata with, and believe me, for less than a million dollars the blogbaba wouldn't consider fighting Mike. I swear to God if you were wearing a motorcycle helment the shot Golata took would have still scrambled your egg if it didn't break you neck. What ever else Mike may or may not do, he can hit like a truck. It is best not to step in front of speeding trucks.
Reply:Find anything I could to stab him with.... A big piece of glass, a knife, a spoon... anything...





Or I'd just play dead
Reply:I would use the Smith %26amp; Wesson defense .30 caliber.
Reply:the aincent art of glock-fu
Reply:I am much bigger and stronger than Tyson, and I invented my own eclectic martial arts style, that I would use on him. Have you seen Rocky (Sylvester Stallone) fight Thunderlips (Hulk Hogan) in those movies? I am heavier than Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea, and Tyson is somewhat heavier than Rocky, but the fight would be similar. It would not have no script to allow the smaller man to win however.
Reply:id wish him good luck
Reply:Give him some low blows with my shoes.
Reply:Pray!!!!!!!!
Reply:The eye gouge technique or chop to the throat!
Reply:A good dose of Pepper Spray %26amp; handcuffs which has probably already been used to subdue him
Reply:i would not get my back into a corner,i would constantley jab him over the eyes,whenever he rushed for my legs i would push him off and jab then after he was nervous of my jab i would throw a straight right every-now-and-then and do the same thing until he quit or someone stopped it but i would win!