Saturday, May 15, 2010

Who would win a street fight between Ryan Newman and Jeff Gordon?

I saw a picture of Newman and Gordon talking last week at Pocono, and Newman looked huge compared to Gordon, unless Jeff knows some sort of martial arts or something, I think Newman would easily beat down Gordon.

Who would win a street fight between Ryan Newman and Jeff Gordon?
no way.
Reply:ryan newman
Reply:Jeff Gordon
Reply:chuck norris
Reply:I'd go with Newman, and I'd probably help him!
Reply:9 times out of 10 newman would win. gordon has been working on the peoples elbow and the rear naked choke. give him 6 months and LOOK OUT!
Reply:Newman wins hands down
Reply:Neither...because Dale, Jr. would come along and run them both over if they were in the street fighting...
Reply:Probably Jeff's wife. No matter. Now we have to either have to root against Jr., or consider the king of rednecks our ally. Why couldn't he just stay with the family business and continue being mediocre? Now he'll probably start winning, with a decent team. Makes me cringe. I hope Bud drops his *** for disloyalty, and all his toothless, inbred, fans start throwing beer cans at him.
Reply:even though i'm a jeff fan, i'm gonna say ryan newman.


ryan is a homegrown hoosier and jeff is a transplanted hoosier.


and as real hoosiers we fight dirty.


ryan would come at him with a wrench or shave his number in his 5 o clock shadow. either way i see ryan winning this one.





my rundown for some other fight scenarios:


jeff g + jimmie j = jeff


dale jr + jeff g = dale


tony + jeff g = tony (another hoosier)
Reply:Jeff would win.As we all know from last year,he would keep his helmut on.
Reply:newman probally...as for mrtnlu, you must be a toothless redneck for making that comment about jr. he got tired of teresa's sh_t and is moving on..Deal with it!!!
Reply:Newman all the way!!! He's got the height %26amp; the weight that Gordon lacks. Besides, it's probably the only thing Newman would win this year.
Reply:There wouldn't be any fight. Jeff would push Ryan, and somebody would have to retrieve Jeff from somewhere near the end of NEXT WEEK!
Reply:I am a HUGE Jeff Gordon fan, but I've got to be honest with you.... I've had pit passes to Chicagoland Speedway 2 times and I've seen both driver's up close and personal... and let me tell you, Ryan Newman is built like a LINEBACKER. The boy is stocky and looks like he could kick some butt. So, in answer to your question, I would say Ryan.... Jeffie is a lover, not a fighter anyway. lol
Reply:WITH OR WITHOUT HELMETS??,MAYBE YOU HAVE THEM STAND 40 FEET APART,AND RUN TOWARDS EACH OTHER LIKE JOUSTING AND HAVE THEM RAM HEADS LIKE SOME STUPID GOATS.....
Reply:JEFF GORDON, BECAUSE HE WOULD RUN OVER NEWMAN!!!!!
Reply:NNNNNewman
Reply:Newman all the way, put it on pay-per-view, i would buy it.
Reply:Tony Stewart.Just kidding I think Ryan Newman would win.
Reply:Newman is a gym rat Gordon has no chance, as far as the Jr thing, he shat himself when Carl Edwards approached him after Michigan and grabbed him by the neck, so I think Jr should find a girlfriend to protect him.
Reply:As the question calls for a street fight, I'm going to have to side with Gordon beating Newman. Gordon wears his helmet to conflicts on pit road.
Reply:NEWMAN! He is much bigger and stronger than Gordon.
Reply:Jeff Gordon because he is "The Man".
Reply:maybe before they both got out of their cars they would blow up like Vinnie Mac's limo did Monday Night.....I guess thats just wishful thinking but I would have to go with Gordon because he would have Jimmie,Casey and his new rainbow warrior Dale Jr with him(just worried what they would do to more ryan if they did get hin down)
Reply:Newman would stomp JeffiePoo's @ss. But I'm with the poster who said put it on Pay Per View, I'd watch too. And why not make it a steel cage match? LOL
Reply:Ryan Newman would win it.
Reply:Neither.....they would both run away crying....then make up and skip down the street together arm in arm......LOL!!!
Reply:Newman's a hoss. But Gordon only starts fights if he's wearing his helmet. So you gotta go with the Flaming Rainbow.

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