Who would win a street fight between John prescott and Roy hattersly and why?

Prescott would win because he is fatter and has more security guards. Once he had Hattersley on the floor he would probably shag him to death. What a horrible thought. [sorry Roy]

Who would win a street fight between John prescott and Roy hattersly and why?
roy hattersley. simply because john prescott wouldn't be able to see for the spit that shoots out of hattersleys mouth when he talks.
Reply:the baddest of them all JP
Reply:2Jags would win with his belly bash attack.
Reply:Roy who?
Reply:roy hattersly. he woud drown prescot with drool
Reply:johnny boy obviously... have you seen his right hook when he was 'egged' in the face?! hattersly wouldnt stand a chance!
Reply:John Prescott would just fall on him although Roys drool could prove a great lubricant to escape. I'd go with John Prescott, he used to be a boxer
Reply:mores the point.. Who cares
Reply:hattersly would fix the fight, he would have a baker walk past presctts dresing romm with a tray of freshly baked pies, prescott would lay into them, eat them all. round one to hattersly.
Reply:Given a decent umbrella and mac I`m sure that t`fat bastard Prescott would overcome the equally fat bastard Hattersley.He has shown a mean right hook when being attacked with eggs so repelling a bit of gob-spit should not be a problem. He should be made a peer Lord Fat Bastard of t`North
Reply:John prescott
Reply:Roy Hattersly - because his cheating would be more experienced.


Apart from , the grease from Prescott's efforts and the spit from Hattersly combining on the floor in a bid to send each-other sliding to the gutter, Hattersly would use the "hot chili-pepper from this mornings breakfast-spray-in-the-eyes technique" to become the winner,, and bath in his own salivation for eternity.





Hence, leaving Prescott to ask for assistance to the nearest chip shop for munchies "anything but battered please".
Reply:John he was a boxer in his younger days and he is more on the ball than hatter sly
Reply:I would bet that JP would win hands down...here's a man who takes no prisioners.