Street fight 3: Who would win a street fight between Bert & Ernie?

Ernie - he's stockier, low to the ground, and less uptight. Bert is too high strung and very scrawny. Ernie would whup his sorry skinny *** in nothing flat.

Street fight 3: Who would win a street fight between Bert %26amp; Ernie?
Bert would kick Ernie's *** -- all that pent up anger!
Reply:Bert because ernie is a wuss
Reply:Ernie
Reply:ERNIE ALL THE WAY!!!
Reply:Bert
Reply:Ernie, he's the leader.
Reply:the orange one
Reply:ernie
Reply:Ernie! no doubt!! Cuz even tho he's a softie (rubber ducky for example) he would woop Bert's butt in a fight! Bert is all wimp! He would cry and run for cover! or his mommy (does Bert HAVE a mommy?) lol
Reply:both are gayer than AIDS, so neither would die, they would get bruises from all the limp wristed slapping.
Reply:Ernie [no question]