Which "Chuck" walks away from the street fight, victorious...?

1. Norris


2. Zito


3. Liddell





Assume all fighters are in their prime at the time of the fight.





And spare me the lectures on why this is a stupid question and how it's impossible to pick one, yadda yadda yadda... This is MEANT to be an exercise in silliness...

Which "Chuck" walks away from the street fight, victorious...?
Chuck Liddell is an absolute animal. I haven't seen anyone come close to beating him!!!
Reply:1.


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Why is that even questionable?!





ps. If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!
Reply:Chuck Norris obviously, even the Boogie Man is afraid of him, none can compare, not even a woodchuck.
Reply:I would say Liddell....Zito and Norris got beat by Liddell.....
Reply:!. Liddell would win easy he's reality, norris is just karate and show. Zito don't remember who that is
Reply:How about the X-factor, Chuck Woolery from love connection hahaha.
Reply:Liddell. Beating up van Damme doesn't seem all too daunting of a task compared to taking out two legendary fighters. And I don't think Norris would hold his own against Liddell.
Reply:I love Liddell, and I would never f**k with Zito, but i think the legend that is Chuck Norris would be too well trained for either of these two.
Reply:Iceman, hands down.
Reply:The Chuck that knows Jukido Jitsu
Reply:I'm keeping it old school.





I have to pick Norris.........
Reply:Obviously Norris if we're talking about the totally awesome power of karate. Don't you all know the CHUCK NORRIS FACTS?


For instance:


* Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.


* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.


* Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


* The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.


* There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.


* Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.


* The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


* Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


* Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING





Otherwise, the answer is Liddell, if you're the type who takes himself really seriously (and has no fear of Chuck Norris's deadly spinning back kick)
Reply:chuck liddel